Makeup

Everybody loves cake. No one loves cakey makeup. Okay, cue the tomatoes because that might be my worst joke yet. My bad. Cakey makeup (in case you really did get caught up on the “cake” part of it) is when foundation appears too thick, patchy, or flaky on your skin. Which we obviously don’t want.

Seriously? We have to deal with this crap in our cosmetics? Whenever I think of asbestos, it’s definitely not in conjunction with makeup! I keep picturing those commercials on daytime tv, “if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you could be entitled to compensation…” so how did it end up in makeup?

Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Is it Halloween yet? No? Then what the hell are you talking about? Uh blush, duh… double blushing! First, we told you to wash your face twice, and now we’re telling you to put on blush twice? Did we steer you wrong last time? Didn’t think so.

Taking off makeup at night is arguably the most essential part of your evening skincare routine. 

Hey there, makeup lover!

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